The only thing worse than these puns... is how much people will love this shirt.
Designed like a classic tear-off flyer on a bulletin board, this heavyweight cotton tee proudly advertises “Tearable Puns”—complete with punny tabs that look like you can rip them right off (but please don’t, it's printed). Perfect for pun lovers, teachers, dad-joke connoisseurs, and anyone who thrives on groans and eye-rolls.
📌 “Tearable Puns” design printed in full detail on heavyweight 100% cotton
🤓 Each “tab” offers a different awful pun that’s beautifully bad
👕 Classic unisex fit, perfect for pun-slingers of all genders
🧵 Double-needle construction for a shirt that lasts longer than your punchlines
🌈 Available in sizes XS to 6XL and multiple colors (just like your sense of humor)
A dyslexic poet who writes inverse
Emotional weddings where even the cake is in tiers
Bladder infections that mean urine trouble
Broken puppets—no strings attached
Beavers starring in the best dam movie ever
And bridges in Paris that’ll leave you In Seine
Whether you wear it to school, work, or open mic night—this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter and a low-key comedy act all on its own.
