No rules. Just duct tape, fireworks, and bad decisions.
This shirt is your official warning label—because when redneck things are going down, it’s best to either join in or stand back. Whether you're muddin', grillin', fixin' something that ain’t broke, or just raising a little chaos, this tee says it all so you don’t have to.
Perfect for:
Backyard BBQ legends
People who say “hold my beer” unironically
Weekend warriors and proud troublemakers
Turning heads at the lake, racetrack, or tailgate
Caution: May cause spontaneous hootin' and hollerin'.
