This shirt answers the age-old question nobody asked—with the kind of confidence only a chicken with a very specific set of skills could have. It's weird, it's funny, and it's just unhinged enough to make people stop and read it twice.
Whether you're a fan of offbeat humor, a nugget enthusiast, or someone who just appreciates an absurd flex, this tee is your new favorite conversation starter.
Great for:
Anyone who’s ever been asked “What’s your superpower?”
People who like their protein with a punchline
Gifting to friends who get it
Wearing somewhere bugs might be involved (camping, gym, or Tinder dates)
Warning: Not responsible for anyone offering you bugs or nuggets in public.
